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I once found a needle in a haystack, and it stuck me right in my palm, and because I am an ex-hemophiliac, I nearly bled to death. While on the operating table I had a sort of mystical experience in which I realized that the only real key to life is peanut butter sandwiches, and someone to eat them with. Then, one day, after I had recovered, I accidentally slid my Ralph's card into the ATM and withdrew 100 jars of peanut butter. But, then, suddenly there came the World Bread Crisis during which time I really just felt empty and unfulfilled, until, one day I met a really vibrant woman who showed me that the true key to life is actually Top Ramen (you know, peanut butter sandwiches being awfully dry and all), and we slurped happily. The beginning... No, just kidding... The end.
copyright 2007
Erik
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