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When I die
have a jazz funeral.
Second line it. Make it funny.
Guys dressed as Groucho
rainbow suspenders
comic arrows through their heads.
When I die
bury me in an above ground cemetery.
Put up a ladder so people can climb
up and see as far as they can see.
When I die
turn my house into a museum.
Let people open the cabinets and
see how I hid the curios from my travels.
Let the smaller ones try on my outfits.
Make cat petting a free add on experience.
Actually make that mandatory.
When I die
take my wife in your arms.
Don't let her feel alone.
copyright 2017
Rick
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