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bridal vows to an abductee spouse |
(a pantoum)
I take you as my abductee spouse,
to love, honor and never anally probe.
To wear tinfoil hats and barcode tattoos,
we'll search for new and better crop circles.
To love, honor and never anally probe,
stay awake when balls of lights enter our room!
We'll search for new and better crop circles,
I'll cherish the scars on your nose, ears and neck.
Stay awake when balls of light enter our room,
our babies could be taken by graylings!
I'll cherish the scars on your nose, ears and neck,
the inside half of our bed will be yours.
Our babies could be taken by graylings,
you can name the kids Scully and Mulder.
The inside half of our bed will be yours.
You'll never be left alone at night.
You can name the kids Scully and Mulder.
We'll steer away from those men in black.
You'll never be left alone at night,
I'll follow you anywere, even to Roswell.
We'll steer away from those men in black,
sell our story to the Weekly World News.
I'll follow you anywhere, even to Roswell.
I take you as my abductee spouse.
copyright 2004
Cerise |
