Lettuce wraps of mass destruction at your local Ralph’s.
The sky is falling but no one can see it; we’re all looking down at our phones.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has retained a lawyer at the ACLU.
The Emperor’s new clothes don’t do him any favors after he goes for a swim.
“Alexa... play The Beta Band and make me a cup of coffee.”
Truth is an insurance salesman knocking on your door at dinner time.
The best advice anyone ever gave me is “take a walk everyday.”
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Scott C.
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